Real Estate Ad to Read:
Move-in ready. Just bring your own beer. Fully Furnished Driveway. All that is missing is your car in the lawn up on blocks.
UPDATE: THE RECLINER HAS NOW MOVED RIGHT NEXT TO THE REALTOR SIGN. THESE PEOPLE ARE GETTING SERIOUS ABOUT SELLING.
UPDATE: THE RECLINER HAS NOW MOVED RIGHT NEXT TO THE REALTOR SIGN. THESE PEOPLE ARE GETTING SERIOUS ABOUT SELLING.
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Can I buy the chair seprartely, or is it a package deal?
Clearly that's so the real estate agent can sit all nice and comfy while telling people how great the house is.
This reminds me of when we redid our kitchen in Newtonville, Mass. (Newtonville being one of the villages that comprise the city of Newton).
Anyway, they had taken out the old toilet and stuck it on the front steps. I wasn't exactly thrilled. I said, "Hey guys, could you put that toilet next to the garbage cans? This is Newtonville, not Hooterville."
Of course, I was an owner in Newtonville. No foreclosures in my neighborhood back then. A Lazy Boy next to the For Sale sign. That'll class up the joint!
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