Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Take Your Medicine


My wife is a nurse and always comes home with interesting and funny stories for me. The other night one of her confused patients didn't want to take their medicine and told my wife, "I don't want no son of a b____ medicine!" My wife replied, "That's okay, I don't have that kind of medicine for you." The confused patient considered this statement, and it made sense, so they took the medicine.

That's what I imagine the homeowner of this foreclosed house said about the sign, "I don't need no son of a b____ for sale sign!" To which the realtor replied, "That's okay, we know you're screwed so go ahead and pitch it in the flower bed."

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