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This Ain't No Wamu

This foreclosed home belongs to The Norte Gang bankers, Branch # 209-DSSM. Don't mess with it bitches.

Grumpy Howard

Hey Howard, give me your best impersonation of President Bush answering questions from the press!

A PSA From Your Canine Friend, Howard

Howard understands your life is probably tough right now, given the current state of the economy. And you know what he thinks you should do? Drink. Drink your sorrows away. Drink your life away. Just drink. Have some more Jack Daniels and Coke. It isn't going to hurt your. Drink, drink, drink, until you cannot find your way out from under the table. Drink until your head spins and hurts so bad that vomiting up blood seems minor. Drink!

Tell 5 people to drink, and then they'll tell 5 people to drink, and then those 5 people will tell five people, and then 5 more people will tell 5 more people, and 5 more people will start drinking and soon another 5 people will generate another 5 people, and they will have had so much to drink they will be looking at 1 person and seeing 5 people! Hey this could work!

Drink so much that politicians finally start making sense to you.



*Howard does not actually want you to drink. He is a teetotaler in real life, but he doesn't mind mocking Hollywood narcissists who make stupid commercials like this one.

Haunted Halloween

What is the government going to do to bail out Halloween for the poor children of America? They will not experience the Halloween of our youths! Why we used to worry about small things, like razor blades in candy apples from the crazy little old lady down the road, or poison injected into our beloved snickers bars by the family whose kids smelled like pee! Or worse yet, the dentist who handed out toothbrushes! It is a crying shame that our children will not have this right of passage. Barrack Obama? John McCain? What are your views on this shameful crisis? For the love of God, what are you going to do for the CHILDREN??? There are no houses to trick or treat at!

Sold for $1.75

This place was sold for $1.75, with back taxes of $850. Here is a link with more information.

CSI Foreclosure

There are more and more homes on the market now that look like this. If you are behind on payments, then I suggest you try and work things out. Part of that process is called
forensic loan document review. Sounds very "CSI" doesn't it? This is fairly new to me, so visit the link and learn all about it.

There is help out there, and you just might be able to save your house. I feel bad for the honest people who only wanted to have a piece of the American Dream. Some banks will work with you and some will not. If yours is one that won't, and you do not want a short sale, then you can maybe get started on the forensic loan doc review. It might be a long process but don't give up on it.

I highly recommend you visit this website and learn all about this. Even if you are not in financial trouble, it wouldn't hurt to read up and learn about it. You might have a family member or friend who needs this type of help.